If you are ever walking through the forest
and happen upon a fox
caught in a furrier's trap
and the fox says to you in a funny little voice:
"Hey, if you help me out of this trap, I'll grant you a wish!"
and you help the fox out by prying open the trap
with a tree branch
and the fox thanks you
and tells you that he has to go back to his fox hole
to get his magic spell book
to grant your wish
but first he needs to borrow twenty dollars or whatever cash you have on you
I can tell you FOR A FACT
that you are never going to collect on that magic wish.
Even if you wait around until dark.
