Too Much Venus...Too Little Clothes

Hello Lovelies!

Well, she's done it again.
Venus Williams has managed to cause a worldwide ruckus over
her tennis ensemble,
this time for the French Open.

Sure, she's known for her crazy style on the court,
but come on, seriously?
A French Maid inspired outfit?!
Pair lace with nude spandex,
add a crowd sitting at a distance and you are in for some BIG problems.

Flesh toned fabric underneath the lace led
many in the stands to believe that
Williams wasn't wearing anything underneath her scanty getup.

And let's be honest,
spandex underneath the lace or not,
very little was to the imagination of the shocked onlooker.
Now the whole world knows the intimate details of Venus' body.
Aren't we thrilled?

I don't care how fit you are,
I have no desire to see your half-naked body smacking tennis balls
left and right.

This outfit looks like a cheap
Halloween costume that was placed on the 95% off pimps and ho's
discount rack...
Fellow fashionistas, we can only hope that she didn't pay
more than $2.00 for this atrocity.

However ladies, there is a lesson to be learned here:
French Maid costumes are for the bedroom
not the tennis court.
And if you feel as though you must wear one in public,
it'd better be well made and your name better be Lady Gaga
otherwise, you aren't going
to get away with it.

What are your thoughts?
Did Venus go too far with this outfit?
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